Friday, May 28, 2010

friendly bearded man and paul!


have you ever?
fi i had to do one too! LOLOOLLLL

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? no
2. Slept in a different bed? yes, even my dawgs bed
3. Made out in a movie theatr? no, eff dat!
4. made out with 2 different people in one night? hahahaha good joke
5. Thought your cousin was hot? i hav no cousins :'(
6. Been in love? unrequited love!
7. Slept past noon? yayer
8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? my bro, jks we were like two
9. Gone over the speed limit? NO
10. Painted your room? no i get my servents to do petty shit like that
11. Drove a car? yupppp
12. Danced in front of your mirror? yes but only naked
13. Gotten a hickey? no only scratch marks LOL
14. Been dumped? nah
15. Stole money from a friend? no
16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? never
17. Been in a fist fight? it was more a foot/leg fight
18. Snuck out of your house? i dont think so?
19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? noo ?
20. Been arrested? no, but that would be funny
21. Made out with a stranger? yes but only once!!!
22. Left your house with out telling your parents? no, cos my house is so small you hear fucking everything
23. Had a crush on your neighbour? yes, hes wranga and has a 2 month old baby
24. Ditched school to do something more fun? yeh be sick! its da bomb! joking
25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex? dont think so?
26. Seen someone die? no never!
27. Been on a plane? yer man
28. Kissed a picture? yes LOL
29. Slept in the opposite sex's bed? no
30. Love someone or miss someone right now? yes!
31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yeh there are so many different shapes its heccazz
32. Made a snow angel? yes, it was hot!
33. Played dress up? yeh at madis and then i fantasise about dressing up as bearded men
34. Cheated while playing a game? who hasn't?
35. Been lonely? yes you stupid mole
36. Fallen asleep at work/school? no, it takes me like half an hour to fall asleep!
37. Been to a club? nay
38. Felt an earthquake? nay
39. Touched a snake? yes at a zoo, wasnt very amazing
40. Ran a red light? nay
41. Been suspended from school? nay
42. Had detention? yer for using a lift! lame...
43. Been in a car? i can drive biatch
44. Hated the way you look? yes, but then i get over stupid shit like that
45. Witnessed a crime? yes! a drunk hobo attacking me in germany!!!! schieße!!!
46. Been lost? yar
47. Been to the opposite side of the country? nay
48. Felt like dying from embarrassment? YESSS, i am an awkward person!
49. Cried yourself to sleep? yes ;'(
50. Sang karaoke? yer singstar!
51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? binge-eating, chain-smoking, daisy-chaining
52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? no im sensible with my eating, unlike many
53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes, its cold
54. Kissed in the rain? only spiderman, upside down
55. Sung in the shower? no im def mute
56. Had a dream that you married someone? NO
57. Played getting married? well i was the best man
58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? cos it was so cold?! no
59. Ever gone to school partially nude? hahahaha no
60. Been a blind date? nay
61. Sat on a roof top? yes, and mum nearly cried
62. Didn't take a shower for a week? ewwwwww no
63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes!!!!! fuck never!
64. Played chicken? like in the pool, yes
65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes :(
66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? cant remember, probs by that drunk hobo
67. Broken a bone? NO :)
68. Been easily amused? yes, stupid question
69. Laugh so hard you cry? yes!
70. Cheated on a test? yes! juiliette henry in yr 7 maths, answer = 6, no joke i remember it completely
71. Forgotten someone's name? always, sorry
72. Blacked out from drinking? oh dear no
73. Played a prank on someone? yer ! erry and stanford phone calls
74. Gone to a late night movie? yes
75. Made love to anything not human? sheep preferably
76. Failed a class? P.E
77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? only syringes
78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? in a row? no, shit
79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend? no,
80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? no, whats its significance?
81. Thrown strange objects? dildos, but thats okay cos they dont hurt
82. Felt like someone else? yer? i think, oh
83. Thought about running away? yeh! i tried once, i packed a brown paper bag with 3 pieces of raison toast when i was 4, and started walking out of the house, but dad stoped me. i remember wanting to see some animals i think?
84. Ran away? no never successfully
85. Had detention and not attend it? no
86. Made parents cry? dunno
87. Cried over someone? yes, i hate that
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies? no. i like smelling 3 at once though
89. Dated someone more than once? nay!
90. Have a dog? yer! hes wearing a cone around his head right now
91. Own an instrument? 1 guitar, 1 ukulele, 1 harmonica
92. Been in a band? no, played with madi once though
93. Drank 25 sodas in a day? who the fuck would say yes?!
94. Broken a cd? yes, scratch marks
95. Shot a gun? no,
96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours? not THAT LONG
97. Fell asleep at the computer? haha no i have SLEEPING PROBLEMS
98. Have a major crush on someone right now? nooo,
99. Have a religion? i like buddhist principles
100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral? no, ive thought about what i would say at other peoples funerals though!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

My fave cat!